Chronic Suicide Support

Ok, so one person throws something in the vending machine, and something related comes out. Try to make it funny a bit.

I throw in a coin.

(( It's not about "You put in", Its assuming you walked passed it, so "I put in". ))

And out pops a lollypop!

So I throw in a shoe ...

And out comes a soul...And I throw in my hat....

and out comes a pair of gloves, which I don't need, but ...

so I throw in a piece of trash off the floor ...

and out comes a piece of modern art made from said trash and other trash in the area

so I put in some dish soap

and out come all my dirty dishes ... still dirty!

So I throw in some dog hair ... I have lots of that!

and out pops a mohair sweater...after all you have mo' hair than you need...

so i put in some used coffee grounds...

and out pops a Pop-Tart!!

I put in a tin of cat food ...

Since I find cats unfriendly,

I throw in guitar.

...and out comes an Indie band.

I throw in Webster's Abridged.