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And out pops a box of classic Gushers candy!

I toss in the allergy meds i am quitting, an unflattering dress, and my tax paperwork i didn't file yet for this year. Oh and i throw in the towel XD
And out pops a dirty tissue

<< @jman197 Once you get whatever pops out, you have to toss something related into the Vending machine ... >>
<< of course what came to mind first, just simply isn't a "decent"choice //al >>

Try tossing in a roll of TP and see what comes out ...
....a major bowel movement.

So I toss in a grassroots back-to-the-land movement and out comes....
GMO corn!!! That'll teach you to try to fool mother nature!!

So I toss in a box of years-old corn starch ...
and out pops some delicious smelling, roasted corn on the cob! Enjoy your meal, hungry @Dragon !

I toss in my dirty laundry and a photo of my parents…
...and out comes a friend who loves you anyway.

so I toss in a bunch of faux friends, gaslighters, and random abusers....
And out comes a beautiful mosaic/stained glass of every glass, mirror, dish, vase, etc. That [I/you/we] have broken, accidental or not, (please do not judge the clumsy) to-date.

So i toss in some half- burnt candles, a vase of dried flowers, and a vase of fresh flowers
... and out pops a bouquet of artificial flowers * hands them over with a curtsy *

I toss in my bus ticket and some pickles
...And out pops a charcuterie board, a glass of wine, a folding table, and your life's memoirs and photos!

... so i toss in all 8 boxes of papers from the last few years that i need to sort. [Who needs to file taxes anyway?]
....and out pops eight bags of shredded paper for mulching my garden.

So I toss in enough zucchini that I don't have to think about grocery stores for awhile....
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