Chronic Suicide Support

... and out pops the London Bridge!

I throw in a can of chicken noodle soup ...

.......and out pops an egg!

I throw in a post-2008 Intel i686 processer with ME....

... and out pops a 16KB memory card for my overbuilt Commodore 64!

I trow in a "Puddy Tat" ...

And out pops a crossword puzzle.

I throw in a dog collar

… and out pops a choker!

I throw in a cuddly toy

And out pops a crib

I throw in a washing machine

… and out pop soap bubbles!

I throw in a guitar

And out pops a REVOLUTION against the exploitive recording industry!

I throw in a radish seed....

… and out pops a radish and you may be somewhat disappointed, because you hoped for something more creative!

I throw in a pigeon…

and out pops an Airbus A380 - oh my!!!

I toss in a can of green beans ...