The Universal Vending Machine

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Out comes a wooden spoon (because that what I misread spool as, causing some confusion as I wondered what wooden spoons had to do with copper wire).

I throw in apple pie.

Was it a giant wooden spoon? I just need to know   
Thinking of giant cable spools we used as tables as kids (yes they were splintery, we were careful... we were just making mud pies and normal kid stuff on them) but they were huge so i was thinking if that spoil morphed into a giant spoon.??? Or just a normal size spoon?


As for the UVM, it considered that pie one of the best donations, all things considered, & in return set out the 3 gopden apples (greek mythology) . i collect them in amazement & consider my fate and a change in the wind ... 

I throw in a bunch of stuff - clothes, art supplies, DVDs, books, canned food, random stuff. Dishes. Things not using right now. Glass that I can no longer recycle but have been holding onto for some reason. Plastics I can't recycle in this area for some reason. My collection of empty, clean pill bottles and small cosmetic jars. A bunch of tools and nails I won't be using. Half of my makeup. All the crafting stuff i never had time for... All that and a bag of chocolate chips...

Toss it all in.