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The Universal Vending Machine
#1
Ok, so one person throws something in the vending machine, and something related comes out. Try to make it funny a bit.

I throw in a coin.

(( It's not about "You put in", Its assuming you walked passed it, so "I put in". ))
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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#2
And out pops a lollypop!

So I throw in a shoe ...
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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#3
And out comes a soul...And I throw in my hat....
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#4
and out comes a pair of gloves, which I don't need, but ...

so I throw in a piece of trash off the floor ...
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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#5
and out come all my dirty dishes ... still dirty!

So I throw in some dog hair ... I have lots of that!
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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#6
and out pops a mohair sweater...after all you have mo' hair than you need...

so i put in some used coffee grounds...
"If I thought my answer were given to anyone who would ever return to the world, this flame would stand still without moving any further. But since never from this abyss has anyone ever returned alive, if what I hear is true, without fear of infamy I answer you.
- Dante "The Inferno"
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#7
and out pops a Pop-Tart!!

I put in a tin of cat food ...
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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#8
Since I find cats unfriendly,

I throw in guitar.
Every night and every morn<br />Some to misery are born<br />Every morn and every night<br />Some are born to sweet delight<br />Some are born to sweet delight<br />Some are born to endless night
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#9
...and out comes an Indie band.

I throw in Webster's Abridged.
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#10
... and out pops the London Bridge!

I throw in a can of chicken noodle soup ...
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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