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On the menu...
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

'Yes?' she enquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes' she purrs 'I am.'

The man replies 'Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!'
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On the menu... - by Beacon - 11-30-2009, 05:35 PM

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