11-30-2009, 05:35 PM
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes?' she enquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes' she purrs 'I am.'
The man replies 'Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!'
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $5.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
'Yes?' she enquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering', whispers the man, 'are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes' she purrs 'I am.'
The man replies 'Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!'