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The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 12-16-2012
Ok, so one person throws something in the vending machine, and something related comes out. Try to make it funny a bit.
I throw in a coin.
(( It's not about "You put in", Its assuming you walked passed it, so "I put in". ))
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 12-16-2012
And out pops a lollypop!
So I throw in a shoe ...
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - wontneedSSI - 12-18-2012
And out comes a soul...And I throw in my hat....
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 12-18-2012
and out comes a pair of gloves, which I don't need, but ...
so I throw in a piece of trash off the floor ...
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - nightsong - 12-18-2012
and out comes a piece of modern art made from said trash and other trash in the area
so I put in some dish soap
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 12-18-2012
and out come all my dirty dishes ... still dirty!
So I throw in some dog hair ... I have lots of that!
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - liz - 03-30-2013
and out pops a mohair sweater...after all you have mo' hair than you need...
so i put in some used coffee grounds...
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 03-30-2013
and out pops a Pop-Tart!!
I put in a tin of cat food ...
Re: The Universal Vending Machine - Waiting - 06-08-2013
Since I find cats unfriendly,
I throw in guitar.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Azimuth - 03-04-2017
...and out comes an Indie band.
I throw in Webster's Abridged.