Chronic Suicide Support

This is the biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told...

The check is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

You get this one, I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

I never inhaled.

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

I never watch television except for PBS.

...but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

I gave at the office.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

Read my lips: no new taxes.

I've never done anything like this before.

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.

It's supposed to make that noise.

I *love* your new _____!

...then take a left. You can't miss it.

Yes, I did.

Don't worry, it's OK - I'm sterile.

You forgot "I won't come in your mouth"...

i never forgot anything i'm not the one that wrote the lies ,
i'm just the one that tried to share some fun with the hope that ,
no one would hold me accountabe for everything that gets forgotten in the world

or how about 'I did not have sexual relations with that woman.'

they can't do that one cause it wasn't a lie

(12-03-2009, 06:58 PM)Beacon link Wrote: [ -> ]You forgot \"I won't come in your mouth\"...

Or 'just the tip, I swear.'