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Hello All,

Another goodie from my chronic pain newsgroup. May you all be intoxicated with laughter and mirth.

siasl


How many list members does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: 422

1 to change the lightbulb and post it to the forum that the bulb has
been changed.

14 to respond and share similar experiences.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.

27 to point out spelling errors and grammatical errors in postings about
changing lightbulbs.

53 to flame the spell-checkers.

156 to write to the administrator to complain about the lightbulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to the forum.

111 to defend the relevance of the lightbulb discussion.

27 to post website addresses where one can see different examples of
lightbulbs.

14 to complain that the website addresses are incorrect and post correct
ones.

12 to "leave the forum forever" because they can't handle the lightbulb
controversy
gotta love lightbulb jokes...
Oh, you just had to bring up the fact that I occasionally correct someones spelling.  And to not come out and say so, you have to do it in such a snide manner -- I'm flabbergasted that you'd be so ... so ...
LMFAO..... That was funny.....

Peace &  :ht:,
Jenni