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NEWS PAPER HEADLINES
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1.... Overeating main cause of obesity.

2.... Dog kills cat, self.

3.... Two ships collide. One dead.

4.... Found -- the gene that causes belief in genetic determinism.

5.... A congressionally-funded study has determined that many smokers are ignoring the warning labels on cigarette packages.

6.... Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted.

7.... Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents.

8.... Eye Drops Off Shelf.

9.... Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax.

10.... Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
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#2
LOL....

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Jenni
The Eleventh Doctor: Nobody important? Blimey, that's amazing. You know that in nine hundred years of time and space and I've never met anybody who wasn't important before.
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#3
...some state the obvious...some make me wonder if journalists actually edit their work.... ;D
"If I thought my answer were given to anyone who would ever return to the world, this flame would stand still without moving any further. But since never from this abyss has anyone ever returned alive, if what I hear is true, without fear of infamy I answer you.
- Dante "The Inferno"
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