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To jump or not .....
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Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.  Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

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Since things are a litle slow today ......
We live by each other and for each other. Alone we can do so little. Together we can do so much.
-- Helen Keller
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(09-19-2009, 09:14 PM)Dragon link Wrote: Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on.  The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, \"Do you think he'll jump?\"

Bob said, \"You know, I bet he'll jump.\"

The blonde replied, \"Well, I bet he won't.\"

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, \"You're on!\"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, \"Fair's fair.  Here's your money.\"

Bob replied, \"I can't take your money.  I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.\"

The blonde replied, \"I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again.\"

Bob took the money...

- - - - -

Since things are a litle slow today ......

LMAO......


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lol...that's one i can share at the office...it's hard to find clean jokes... Big Grin
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