There's nothing funny about........or is there?

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You have no idea how relieved I am.. I was totally convinced that every woman on this site was going to attack me with a month long soccer mom diatribe until I was totally afraid to log in again. I've been carefully going through the mail opening letters and bills VERRRRY slowly in case one were to be loaded with explosives and I've been training my dog to be more aggressive toward mini vans..and I've been eying every kid I've seen wearing shorts, socks up to their knees running around with a phony smile pretending to be the next Pele.
I live in a neighborhood where the majority of the people are of central and south American decent so they play a LOT of soccer known to them as football.
It's been such a frightful week.. Thanks for being a hermit!  LOL