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A year in the life of a blonde... - Beacon - 11-30-2009
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....'duh'.....bottles won't fit in
typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said '2-4 years!'
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for four-and-a-half days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound - I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911.....'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the phone!!!
What a year!!