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nerd jokes - snuggles - 07-14-2009
i'm a math major and know too many of these
what's purple and commutes? an abelian grape!
what do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana? |elephant| |banana| sin theta
what about if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? you can't cross a vector with a scalar
Re: nerd jokes - felka - 07-14-2009
A mathematical function is walking down the street.
Suddenly appears a threatening operator saying "I'm going differentiate you".
"You can't harm me", says the function, "I'm e^x".
"I don't care", says the operator, "I'm d/dy".
Re: nerd jokes - snuggles - 07-14-2009
that's my, favorite
Re: nerd jokes - ctb - 07-14-2009
I don't even know what those jokes mean, but I laughed anyway. I'm easily amused
Re: nerd jokes - snuggles - 07-23-2009
i wish i was your derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves
i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk
i wish i was sin^2 and you were cos^2 because then we'd be 1 <3
Re: nerd jokes - felka - 07-23-2009
I only know one other, but that one doesn't work in English.
Re: nerd jokes - snuggles - 07-23-2009
i know all these ;D
http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html
Re: nerd jokes - The Hornfreak - 08-15-2009
What's the limit of an engineering major as their GPA approaches zero? Business school.
Re: nerd jokes - Thistle - 08-16-2009
(08-15-2009, 10:29 PM)The Hornfreak link Wrote: What's the limit of an engineering major as their GPA approaches zero? Business school.
pffft. who do you think *hires* you math nerds to begin with?
Re: nerd jokes - The Hornfreak - 08-16-2009
Nice come back!