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RE: The Universal Vending Machine - SuperHeroAnimals - 08-15-2018
...and out pops two squares of delectable high-quality dark chocolate and a glass of dry red wine.
So, I toss in three pairs of old shoes that I was too lazy to take to my local thrift shop....
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Satiny - 08-16-2018
… and out pops a prince! He looks at you and is somewhat disappointed, because he thought you were Cinderella
I toss in the laundry I still have to wash
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Dragon - 08-16-2018
... and out pops as Ines Di Santo's wedding dress, now just what am *I* supposed to do with that.
I look around and pick up a bag of dog hair from my pups and toss that in.
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 08-16-2018
And out pops an ugly christmas sweater!
So i toss in a jar of colored pencils and a bunch of pastel nubs
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 08-16-2018
And out pops my cat--he does tend to get into things.
So I toss in a handful of very old fashioned mung beans.....
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Satiny - 08-16-2018
You can marry me, @Dragon ! But only, if you wear that dress.
… and out pops a rainbow cake. Enjoy!
I look in a mirror and then toss it in…
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 08-16-2018
....and out pops my face! Poor you! Oh well, I give you a big hug, thank you for being a good friend anyway, find a guy fawkes mask or a paper bag or something ANYTHING AT ALL so I can cover up and toss in a completely condescending and pointless corporate consumer product I shall euphemistically describe as "tym4buying™"......
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 08-16-2018
Lol@Satiny
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 08-17-2018
...and out pops Donald Trump in a Donald Duck costume! So i call animal control to fix the problem...
And i toss in a bunch of sage and lavender and some rough quartz points that i haven't found the time to clean
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 08-17-2018
And out pops a sage smudge I forgot I even had! So I light it to keep President Duck from nuking my living room and toss in this framed portrait of myself graduating from college while breastfeeding my oldest daughter....