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RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 07-30-2018
And out comes Jack, the Giant, and the Goose who Laid the Golden Egg!
I toss in a can of compressed air....
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - nightsong - 07-30-2018
And out pops the Jolly Green Giant!
He throws in some paper towels...
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 07-30-2018
and out comes a wormhole through time!
I throw in whatever is on top of Mt. Laundry.....
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 07-30-2018
And out pops a bouquet of papier machet sweetpeas!
I throw in my car keys on accident along with some Canadian change...
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 07-30-2018
and out pops the Starship Enterprise with a full tank of dilithium crystals!
I throw in my last package of Top Ramen and fifty cents I needed to keep the rent check from bouncing,,,,,
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Satiny - 07-31-2018
You get a copper sculpture showing a bowl of noodle soup
I throw in a little bottle full of green nail polish
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 07-31-2018
And out comes a quarter because it's no fun if it's just a wish-granting machine with no surprises
So I throw in this Algebra text I never really understood, cross my fingers, hope for the best and......
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - UnicornSmudge - 07-31-2018
Out pops a map of the universe, like the one in Time Bandits with all the portals and black holes and all... which i never really understood myself XD
So i toss in an unmatched pair of socks and a lampshade....
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Satiny - 08-01-2018
… and out pops a beautifully patterned lampshade, but it's somehow smelly…
I toss in some uncooked noodles and a snowflake!
RE: The Universal Vending Machine - Ashley - 08-01-2018
And out comes some slightly soggy but cooked noodles!
I throw in an old notebook with some old rough drafts of old letters my old crush never even read....